Throw whatever you want at me

*Outside of the COTR Arena*

The Benjamin Express: You know, I have to tell you the honest truth. I love what I do. Whether it be not being booked and sitting on my hands like no one else or being on the outside of the COTR Arena everyday and night waiting for someone to tell me that I am booked. Hopefully no one takes this personally because I couldn't refuse the opportunity to get on the air to run my arrogant mouth about my problems. Whether it be sitting on my hands as a jobber without a job, or a man trying to get a run for the gun, I just can't cut the mustard around here if you know what I mean.

*The Benjamin Express roams over to Main Street and points*

The Benjamin Express: This street is the main route around this crummy town. This street represents a place I haven't been and probably will never get to here in COTR. This isn't a shoot by the way if your wondering. Nothing stops my adrenaline from running to prove everyone wrong and that I can roam the main street's of places everyone goes toward or at least wants to go toward.

*The Benjamin Express goes over to an alley to point at it*

The Benjamin Express: You see this unused alley? Well this alley is a huge comparison towards me because of my time being unused. I can only sit on my hands so long before I move the express somewhere else that is at the Indy level. If you know what I mean? I have a great plan of execution to throw at you all.

*Unrolls a long list of plans*

The Benjamin Express: I realize I can only be on the air for so long before you change the channel because obviously I can't be a success. This list has plans ready to take myself on the elevator to the championship. I also have a book I have been reading, it was wrote just for me. It is called "How to Become A Wrestling Champion for Dummies" and it proves that I can win at something. While I sit on my hands outside and read my book and list of plans, you can wait for more COTR action while the network puts us back up. Maybe I'm not meant to be at the top, but I guarantee that the ladder only has a few more rungs before I get off my hands and get inside that ring to climb the rungs to success!

*The Benjamin Express turns on his theme via his boom box*