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InpactSavior
Age : 29 Location : Queens, New York
Character Sheet Alias: The Savior PSN ID: mrinpact16 Finishing Move(s): Inpact Buster, Flying Elbow Drop
| Subject: Re: COME ONE.....COME ALL...(Open) Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:56 pm | |
| Next thing Joker hears is the sound of Paul Inpacts music.
The crowd starts to yell a see of BOO's towards the CotR Savior.
Paul Inpact: HAHAHA Come on now Joker you cant be serious with this. You can't really be starting a show thats going to bring the rating downs hard more than Mercers money.
Announcer 1: HAHAHA see now that is what I call funny.
Paul Inpact: You can't really expect people to take you serious with this can you.... you are the biggest joke in CotR history. No one thinks your "funny", these fans can't take another one of your stale jokes, and now this ridiculous garbage you call a show. Now that's why I'm here to cancel you to save these people from this so called "show".
More sea os BOO's.
Paul Inpact: For I am the Savior of the CotR and the future champion of this company I can tell you that. | |
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| Subject: Re: COME ONE.....COME ALL...(Open) Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:26 pm | |
| Paul Inpacts music hits and he comes out....after he finishes his opening statements Joker leans back in his seat while theres a chorus of boos sent in the direction of Inpact. Joker grins and raises the mic to speak. Before he can even begin speaking he burst into laughter and then stops waving his hand at Inpact.
Joker: "At least i have to tell a joke to be funny Paul...."
Joker: "Seriously....why if it isnt the savior of COTR...." The crowd boos and Joker rises from his seat.
Joker: "You know Paul, you sure are a crummy savior....at least jesus had the hippy thing going on you just look like an out of shape gym teacher." The crowd laughs and Joker rises from his seat, pacing for a minute and then stops locking his eyes on Inpact.
Joker: "I was wondering who had the intestinal fortitude to come out and be the first guest....but if i knew my first guest was going to be the girl from the movie Precious i would have brought some more snacks."
The crowd erupts into cheers and Joker chuckles a bit before proceeding.
Joker: "I said my first guest would be able to speak his mind...you can come out here and say you'll cancel the show but dont leave with a syndicated butt whooping!"
The crowd goes insane as Joker takes a seat in his chair again and smirks at Inpact.
Joker:"Because quite frankly Inpact i'd rather tell a joke...."
Jokers smirk shift to a darker grin.
Joker: "Then be one..." |
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InpactSavior
Age : 29 Location : Queens, New York
Character Sheet Alias: The Savior PSN ID: mrinpact16 Finishing Move(s): Inpact Buster, Flying Elbow Drop
| Subject: Re: COME ONE.....COME ALL...(Open) Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:28 am | |
| Paul Inpact: HAHAHA you really had me going there for a while.... you actually made a half way desent joke. Crowd: BBBBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Annoncer 1: Now you know how I feel. Paul Inpact: I don't know if your either blind or just plain stupid but have seen my phisique. I have a body of a GOD that women want for me to save them and there out of shape men to destroy them. Crowd: BBBBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! | |
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InpactSavior
Age : 29 Location : Queens, New York
Character Sheet Alias: The Savior PSN ID: mrinpact16 Finishing Move(s): Inpact Buster, Flying Elbow Drop
| Subject: Re: COME ONE.....COME ALL...(Open) Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:31 am | |
| Paul Inpact: And I don't know if you look at yourself in mirror which Isee you don't see it would break the only way you think you seem "cool" is with stupid jokes and smile with ridiculous clown face. | |
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| Subject: Re: COME ONE.....COME ALL...(Open) Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:18 am | |
| Joker raises a hand for the crowd to settle with an uncomfortable look on his face.
Joker: "Hold on there colon cowboy..." The crowd erupts into laughter as Joker rises from his seat again.
Joker: "I dont go around admiring mens physiques....now i accept you...i told that backstage interviewer to each his own....him and that announcer over there..."
Joker points to Announcer 1 shaking his head as the crowd laughs as the face of Announcer 1 goes red.
Announcer 1: "That is completely false!"
Announcer 2: "I always wondered why you spent so much time in the locker room shower!
Announcer 1: "He's lieing through his teeth....i can't wait for Inpact to wipe that stupid grin off his face!" Joker: "Hey i get it.....i even voted yes on Prop 8...but...Jokers got a lot of female freaks in this sideshow!"
When he says this all of the female fans of his scream and he turns to one and winks at her, he grins again running a hand through his hair pausing for the crowd to settle.
Joker: "I get it...you came out here to tell the COTR arena why your going to become the first champion....i get it...were all gunning for that top spot....glory....fame...and for you Inpact more self tanner but i digress."
The crowd laughs and cheers as Joker walks midring and stops once again staring down Inpact.
Joker: "You've come to COTR to make an impact well Paul take a number were all here to do the same....the only difference between you and me Impact is...."
Joker pauses again staring daggers through Inpact.
Joker: "I'm actually going to do it...im actually going to walk out of the arena the first ever COTR champion.....so i don't care about your looks,your style....in regards to you Inpact im only concerned with beating the holy bejeezus out of you if you get in my way."
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InpactSavior
Age : 29 Location : Queens, New York
Character Sheet Alias: The Savior PSN ID: mrinpact16 Finishing Move(s): Inpact Buster, Flying Elbow Drop
| Subject: Re: COME ONE.....COME ALL...(Open) Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:58 am | |
| Paul Inpact: HAHAHA alright then Joker you can make all the jokes now but I will tell you this now, if you get in my way I will turn that white face paint of yours red in blood while I break every bone in your body with my deadly submissions and high flying offence you will then know the meaning of my catch phrase just as your women freaks will chanting my name. FEEL THE INPACT!! Paul Inpact walks out the ring with his music playing not looking back at Joker but at his women freaks with a wink of an eye. | |
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| Subject: Re: COME ONE.....COME ALL...(Open) Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:13 am | |
| Joker tucks his mic under his arm and applauds Inpact as he exits. He looks around clapping encouraging the crowd to do the same. He stops clapping and grabs the mic, raising it to his mouth.
Joker:"Ladies and gentleman....give it up for the lost cast member of Jersey Shore."
He shakes his head while the crowd applauds, cheering loudly.
Joker: "Im not quite sure how this is possible but....folks, Inpact has a point here. What he's saying is true all of us have a job to do...all of us crave that title around our waists.....i'll let Paul get his one liners in tonight but he should remember one thing about this weeks Sideshow......he should remember one thing....about....me..."
Joker pauses letting his grin smolder into a more sinister smirk.
Joker: "He who laughs last...." Joker looks around the arena then directly at the ramp.
Joker: "Laughs best.."
Cochise by audoslave hits and the conclusion of the sideshow has been reached. Joker drops the mic and exits the ring near the commentators. Announcer 1 shakes his fist at Joker as he gives a few fans high-fives before returning backstage to his locker room.
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InpactSavior
Age : 29 Location : Queens, New York
Character Sheet Alias: The Savior PSN ID: mrinpact16 Finishing Move(s): Inpact Buster, Flying Elbow Drop
| Subject: Re: COME ONE.....COME ALL...(Open) Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:09 pm | |
| Then out of no where Paul Inpact comes out of the backstage hitting Joker in the head with a pipe.
Paul Inpact: See this is what you get when you mess with Paul Inpact... THE INPACT OF PAUL INPACT!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOO
The Joker lays there with him holding his head with the message to him and a message to the rest of the CotR locker room. | |
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