Kilton Promo

*Walks to ring*

*Grips my mic. angerily*

*Lifts to face*

"I actually thought this place was getting better.But I guess I'm just another fool.You know I went 2 days without having a complaint about this company!But now I have a complaint.Kilton is our World Champion.Sad isnt it.A mutated crackbaby freak who was conceived in a sewer is now our World Champ.And I have to wait for more then a month to save all you people.Because we all know there is only one person capable of defeating that mutated spawn.That person is me!But unfortuantly since apparently our bookers are about as good at booking as codey is at wrestling, they decide to book a Rumble when they know I can't come, and won't be here.So now I have to let some stupid idiot win the rumble,just so there bitch ass can go lose.Then I win whatever contender match I get next month,which I better get because everyone here knows I deserve one,then finally all of you will be saved, because I'll dance into the Pay Per View kick Kiltons ass, take the title, defend it in the rematch, and make sure kilton never becomes a contender for that title again!But I understand theres alot of sex in this company.Because Kilton must of been having sex with our so called GM to become the World Champion after all.Especially being World Champion twice.I also like kilton promo.It was so exhilirating, exciting, and overall fun promo,just like his wrestling ability...By the way I was using sarcasm.Here's what I hear in Kilton's promo."I just became champ...thats it."Because you see his head is so far up his own ass he isn't out to entertain anyone.Just annoy the shit out of all of us.Watch his contender be that bitch Codey.I'd like to see that.A boring match with 2 boring wrestlers boring eachother until one finally spams the same move then pins them, and act like they are a World Champion.You know there is one person I hate more then Kilton...actually 2 counting codey.That's whoever the hell Kilton's tag partner is.Seriosuly all he does is that stupid ass Big Boot.But you see in this buisness there is 2 kind of players.Me, and them.You see "Them" are all the losers who tell themselves that one day they will be as good as "Me."Everyone else in this company is a bunch of lames asses.Lame on the mic. Lame in the ring.You know if Kilton didn't have the World Title he wouldn't be worth my time.Because Kilton is "Them" he will never be a "Me" So he tries so hard to be the best out of "Them" but fails.So then the process turns to having sex with Mr.GM.And Ryan is a sucker for the kinda small penis Kilton has so Ryan ultimatly says "yes"!Then Mr.GM gives him a fixed World Title match.Y'know it's really sad.Anyways I would call kilton up by like I said his head is so far up his own ass he think's he can just ignore me.But next month you won't be ignoring me.Oh know,because next month your gonna scratching, and crawling trying to get a cheap win.But you won't be able to, because I'm going to kick your ass.So enjoy your time as World Champ as you can..because soon...it will be mine.

*leaves the ring*