Jimmy Prepares For Sunday...

Note: I can't be at my PS3 until Saturday, which is why I'll just build suspense until then. (EDIT: THE TOURNY IS NOT OFF, AT LEAST NOT YET



*Jimmy walks out to a harsh response from the crowd and grabs the mic as booes fill the ring*

"It's been a bit eh' a while since ah wis at 'is mic. Fir many reasons. I wis busy kickin' Justin Credible's arse. I wis busy kickin' Jasin Justice's arse. But most eh' all, Ah wis makin' a name fir mahself. Because incase any of ye aren't aware, this sunday at the Son of a Beach paypirview, Ah will be goin' up against...Jasin Justice......and Cody Christopher.........in a triple threat match! (Pauses for cheers).

Noo, the fact that ah've got te' ge' up against two other fellows just te' git mah match with Tyson, even though, ahm already championship material, is a disgrace! Yi've all see me in that ring, and ye all know that Ah have beaten all that've stood in mah way, te' a bloody pulp! They say aw men are created equal, but then ye' look at me, and ye' see an insane demolition machine that could plow through all the competition here in CotR!!! (Pauses for boos)

Make ne' mistake, I WILL defeat Cody n' Jasin, and Ah will then go on, te' beat the livin' hell oot eh' Tyson, scream with victory, and listen te' the announcer yell (clears throat) YOUR WINNER, AND NEEWWWW, COTR WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, "BIG...MAD...MENTAL...JIMMY...HEEENDEEEERRSOOOOONNN"" (Drops mic and smiles as 'Sound of Madness' plays.

Justin: Whoa Whoa Whoa last time we fought i was injured because of that prick jason justice and i tossed his ass into the sidney ocean also i am extremely pissed right now so you do not want to fuck with me you know that assclown skull beast yea i burnt his ass to a crisp anybody got some butter so you do not wanna talk shit cause ur ass will go off the top of the COTR arena

sorry i don't know either let me rephrase



Justin: Whoa Whoa Whoa last time we fought i was injured because of that prick jason justice. But i got my pay back by tossing his ass into the sidney ocean.

Greg: he really look pissed

Justin: Also i am extremely pissed right now so you do not want to fuck with me. Do you know that assclown skull beast. i burnt his ass to a crisp so you do not wanna talk shit cause i will throw your ass off the top of the COTR arena

"(chuckles) Justin, I hink yir firgettin' that when Ah first started oot here, Skull Beast wis wan eh' the first men ah beat. And back then, I WIS DRUNK. If a drunk man kid beat Skull Beast, ANYONE CAN. And lets all not firget either, YIR NAW EVEN ON THE BLOODY CARD JUSTIN. Ah'm the wan that's gonne' win the World Cruiserweight Title at the paypirview. And wit will you be dein'? NOHIN, ABSOLUTE NOHIN!!" (Crowds booes heavily)

Justin: (Evil Face) Oh trust me ill be around whether you,jason or codey win that match

*Both Justin and Jimmy look to the entrance ramp to see Jason in his new ''British Original'' T-Shirt, He walks down and climbs into the ring, then he grabs a Mic from ringside*

Jason: So.......it seems alot has been going on while I've been gone, Jimmy if I were you I wouldn't even bother turning up for the No.1 Contender Match and Justin, I seriously think you need help, but then again that has already been established.

And Jimmy, I challenge you to a match!

"(smiles) Jason, ye' say HE needs help? I hink it's the other way roond. Ah've beaten ye' twice in the last few weeks! wit difference will it make if ah de' it again?!...But noo that ye' mention it, Jimmy does need a bit eh' practice in Triple Threats befare this sunday...

...How aboot it? Jason Justice vs. Jimmy Henderson vs. Justin Credible!!! (smiles evily as crowd cheers at the idea)"