Losin' the Debut(Open Promo)

The lights go dark as "Not Enough For Me" plays, and Brittany Claire's entrance video appears on the titantron. A section of light appears down the ramp, lighting the path to the ring. Brittany appears at the top of the ramp with a mic. She struts down the ramp with her hands on her hips, proceding to do her normal entrance. Once completed, she steps into the middle of the ring, mic at her mouth while the crowd boos.

Brittany: Bonjour, champions. *She glares at the audience as they continue to boo, shaking her head in disappointment.* In my debut match against Vanessa Williams.. I lost. But I didn't lose because I'm not a good wrestler, and I didn't lose because he's a good wrestler... no, I lost because this is the *diva* division. Why are they allowing men to compete with poor little ol' me? I mean, when I entered the arena and saw her giant, manly visage, I couldn't help be be a little disheartened. Ladies, really. Listen to me here. Wouldn't you be afraid if you had to fight King Kong in this arena? Just seeing that butch face scares the living daylights out of me! I mean, every pig has the right to be ugly, but it ABUSED that priviledge.

Greg: Oh, that's just not nice! And didn't she say she could fight women AND men?

Brittany: Until I fight an opponent that isn't going to hold me hostage at the top of a skyscrapper, Je ne suis pas perdant. I am no loser. And if anyone thinks otherwise, they can come out here and pick it up with me.