Inpactful Damage!!! (promo for Paul Inpact and Johhny Damage)

After the fire works are done in the Night of Superstars arena camera goes over to Greg and Anderson.

Greg: Hello CotR GALAXY!!! I am the legendary Bear and beside me is my college Anderson.

Anderson: Thank You Bear for the introduction. Now I hear our Savior Paul Inpact is making the announcement for his new tag team partner. I wonder who it could be (whispers) please let it be me x3.

Greg: You think he will pick a untalented loser like you Anderson?

Before Anderson could retaliate Paul Inpact's music plays throughout the arena as he makes his entrance.

Crowd: You F*bleep*g Suck x6.

Savior: SHUT UP YOU USELESS INSECTS!!! Now like I said earlier this week I will be making an annoncment on my new tag team partner. Well I have thinking it over well and I would like to bring a one...... JOHHNY DAMAGE!!!

Anderson: WHAT!? NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!

Greg: God you have no life Andy.

*Music kicks on*



*Johhny Damage walks out with a microphone*

JD: Cut the music...please....

*music stops*

*talking while slowly walking down the ramp*

JD: Lennon and McCartney, peanut butter and jelly, Inpact...and Johhny Damage. Somethings go great together. Somethings don't though. Like...tires and nails...smurfs and walking traffic cones...but I digress.

*climbs in the ring*

JD: Last time I was in this ring I was asking Mr. Inpact here to form an alliance. Two people with a common goal can really, really, do much more than we could do alone. What is that goal? We both want titles and we both want them now.

In a week and a half in this league I became the first ever, EVER, Gladiator's Champion. Ten days. As far I know I'm currently the fastest champion this league has ever had. Soon with Mr. Inpact over here I...no WE..will be tag team champions for a long. LONG, time.

*crowd boos*

Yeah I know, you hate me. Well soon you'll hate us even more. Inpact, I would love to be your tag team partner. Its time to hurt some people.

*JD shakes Inpact's hand as the crowd boos even louder*

Greg: As you can tell from the crowd this isn't something the people want.

Andersen: Who cares what they want?! Inpact obviously knows best and picked someone he thinks can get the job done with him.

Greg: I thought that person was you?

Andersen: Idiot! He's obviously saving me for something special he has planned.

*Greg stars at him shaking his head slowly*