Laid back in his seat with his feet on the announment table wearing his newly aquired rated r tshirt with a mic in his hand
Chris - Well thank you tyler, we are here to announce, hold up tyler.
^Chris gets up from his seat calmly puts down his mic and leans over to a fan in the crowd holding a rated r more like rated sucks a** poster, chris takes the poster and rips it up and shoves the pieces of poster down the fans mouth and goes back to his seat like nothing happened^
Chris - Man i had to get that off my chest, the audacity to bring a rated r sucks a** poster, please, people just dont get that i am the highlight of the night, the charaismatic friday night delight, i get women you dream of, im born with natural talent you know what tyler, people should just call me the natural huh.
^He looks over at tyler as tyler has a get to the point look on his face^
Chris - You know what, let me get to the point man, the point is this.
^Chris reaches in his pocket and pulls out a pack of condoms^
Chris - Hold up thats not it.
^He reaches again and pulls out a yo yo^
Chris - Oops my bad.
^He looks at tyler as he pulls out a picture of one of tylers old girlfriends with her number on it and laughs it off^
Chris - Sorry dude chicks dig me man.
^He finaly pulls out a nex gen x armband and puts it on^
Chris - There we go, zoom in on that camera man, nex gen has just gotten RATED f***ing R.
^He points to the armband and raises his arms up for celebration^
Chris - Your turn tyler.